With 100% of precincts reporting, Google’s political tracker has called the election for Rick Santorum.
Ah, Google. The ultimate authority on Rick Santorum.
omg, actually loling in despair
this isn’t even between the lesser of two evils
it is between really fucking racist rancid fecal matter and the Mormon Stannis Baratheon of Our Age™ absolutely no one wants u as king, sorry~ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
and … the rest of them
who are where do i even start
this is just the very, very saddest crop of what passes for candidates yet, Repubs
like
wow
wow
On the upside, this should be super easy for Obama to beat!
Although it’s interesting, Mitt -did- do that state healthcare in mass. before, and he’s totally turning back on that to get support for the republicans, it makes it hard to tell how republican he ACTUALLY is. He could be socially very conservative but economically more socialist than the other candidates, and I’d be honestly more okay with him as a candidate than someone like Rick Santorum who is terrible in -every- way.
I mean, I’d still really really prefer Santorum to be the CANDIDATE because there’s pretty much no way he could ever beat Obama, and keeping Obama in is ideal.
Well that’s always such a tricky game y/n? What if Obama does something unthinkably idiotic and sabotages his own chances? Do you really want to be left with Santorum? But OTOH how likely is that to happen?
But do you really want to underestimate the Dems’ chances to shoot themselves in the foot? Because they’re good at that.
Etc.
Thank God I’m Canadian and we’re just stuck… with… our Neo-Conservative party… with a majority in parliament and as a prime minister… with no signs of slowing down… and his biggest political rival died of cancer just after the election…
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…… But at least he’s less conservative than any republicans!
Also I totally did a post interacting with Robb and Sansa. I’m so scared. But I’m also hoping that it will flay you into action.
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I bet 35 people feel like assholes!
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Life lesson for all: Don’t piss off the gays.
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WOW! Just when I thought gay rights were going unreported! A frothy mixture of shit, cum, and lube wins the Iowa Caucus!
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Yes, that’s what I’m hearing now too. Google is just a bunch of lying liars. But seriously. Eight votes? 120K+ voters?...
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MSNBC put Romney up by 8 votes
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BBC are saying Romney by eight votes.
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perfect caption right there ^
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Thank God I’m Canadian and we’re just stuck… with… our Neo-Conservative party… with a majority in parliament and as a...
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Well that’s always such a tricky game y/n? What if Obama does something unthinkably idiotic and sabotages his own...
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This is pm the essential commentary on the Republican primaries
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You did well, Ron Paul.
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Okay, enough with the Santorum jokes! I remember at the Ohio straw poll, someone predicted that neither Romney nor Perry...
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omg, actually loling in despair this isn’t even between the lesser of two evils it is between really fucking racist...
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